Crimtane Shovel said:
[Charge Gifting]
A +1 to [Name Here] (Krill13), sent via a 29 hit combo.[Main Action]
Well, clearly this Wind is real Cold, if a giant warrior made of fire can't ignore it. So, with this fact, let's do something a little silly.First, we need to stop by Mecha and Spiritkeeper ©'s contraption. In typical © fashion, it achieves its goals in the worst way possible. At the top is a small funnel-lioe device, where all the air gets sucked up. After running through some tubes I'm pretty sure were only added to use everything, it reaches a central chamber. There, some of that fire my ©'s can apparently spontaneously grab is used to heat it up, before it gets let back out.
While definitely stupid and barely functional, it's a great template for what's about to happen. To start, ditch the fire. We don't need that. Then, plug up the exit part. Leaving would not be useful. Now © works some of his magic, and makes the inside a lot larger than the outside. We're also making the entrance bigger, for maximum air acquisition.
Now onto the fun stuff! © goes and makes another portal, leading to that one store he stole from to make a wind turbine, and jumps in. After more crimes get committed, he steps out, holding a pan with a very small red ice cube in it. There, he dumps it into his not-heater, and the temperature inside quickly drops to around -80 Celsius, although everything inside looks exactly the same.
And because this took so long to set up, it's reached maximum capacity! So taking a second to ensure everyone moves, © aims at THE LORDE and his buddies, and opens the exit hatch. An overwhelming surge of wind fires out, too cold for words to properly express. The hope is to try and flash-freeze them all so they can't do anything, but at the bare minimum it should hurt quite a bit.
[Entity Commands]
The Royal Flame Wroughtnaught, invigorated by this newfound power, strikes the Astrageldon Slime. Then, he stands looming over the BOHLDOHRS, denying them the right to harm any but he.Mecha © and Spiritkeeper © are to aid me in my quest to freeze my enemies solid.
Mining © is to continue carving through the Machine.
Nameless © is to wait for Mecha © to finish helping me, before repairing them in preparation.
Sealed ©, overjoyed by all the new experiences, retracts the beams holding the doors. Instead, he molds this energy into a shield, casting it over Communications. Blocking THE LORDE's attempts at interfering with them.
Should THE LORDE still move to attack, Spiritkeeper © shall take the blow, so long as it was aimed at him or his brothers. (In other words, only if it's against a ©. The Wroughtnaught can take it anyway.)
[Charge Plus OOC Comments]
*Pushes papers off desk* [2/5]
Your cold air causes the BOHLDOHRs to shatter!
JOEbobobob said:
John Phoenix sneered inwardly. John Phoenix had already known it was not safe to rely on anyone except Himself, but in His infinite wisdom, He also knew it was important to test ones assumptions occasionally after being transported from one ontology to another, so John Phoenix had decided to attempt enlisting help, in case the people of this new reality were more competent than the idiots who populated His old one, but it was clear that just like before, He, John Phoenix, was the mostBORINIKGNK NONKLACKAIEY PEROSN,.BLAKHEY./ ALROIHGT. SOE TERES NO CAKES AROUBD. BUT THIES CAN BEYCAISALY SOLV.ED. REMBER CAKE IS CONFECTIOHARY BAKING THING! AND PIZZA.......... ALSO THAT!! THIS PIZA PLACE, IT MKAES PIZZAS. ALLL THAT NEDS TIHANGE TO MAKE IT MAKES CKA,ES INSTESD, IS SMAE INGREDINETS IN DIFFERNEJMT ARRANGEMENT AND OALS LOTLS OF SHUGKAR!! BUT HTIS IS A WEIRKLD PIZZAPALCE SO THYE ARLEYAD HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF SUGKAR IN STORA.GE!! YEAH SO ABICALLY, I STEAL AND SWAP AROUJNMD AB UNMCH OF THE INGREDIENTMS SO THYE ONLY HAVE THE IRHGTM INGREDIENTS FOR A CAKE (RO A PIZA CAKE) NOT FOR ALL HTOSE WEIRDNON-CAKE PIZKAS, AND ALSO I REMOOVE AL THE SENITENTMCE IGNREDEINTS FROM THE SUPPLYOS, BECUASE THOSE AURE USELESS, WHY WOULD YOUJ WNAT YOUR CKAES SENTIENT IF THEY'RE GOING TO TURN EIVLLLLLLLLLLLL??? JUST USE THEM AS FOOD NAMD BUILDING LMAMTERIALS AND STUFF AS GOD INDETNIEYDED.
(Too-Incoherent-Didn't-Read: Cake Guy converts the Pizza Parlor's effect (but not its name) into summoning Cakes(items, probably distributed randomly or to all entities? Not sentient or entities.) by switching around a bunch of the ingredients.)
[Entity Orders: If it would make the Lich die this round (<40500 HP remaining on storefront turn, assuming all not-mine entities are going to attack it), the Storefront spends explosion tags, the paladin uses paladinry to beat up the Lich and the crewmate pizza does the task of breaking the lich's legs.
If it would not, the storefront makes a Throwable Cake which an entity can throw to deal damage, and Zaeqult recieves healing from the Crewmates if not full HP (spare Crewmate actions, if extant, make explosion tags).]6/10 Repeat[RandomizeChargeContentByCharacter.bat] (+1 from Torix and Banana respectively.)
+1 to whichever of Torix and Banana did not receive a +1 from me last round.
You make the pizza parlor produce cakes instead!
DragonAegis said:
[S-Support Slicer 7/15 (+1 from Robot#207)] +1 to Banana_The_Second
Tom Sawyer produces a piece of paper.
They teleport the paper inside Aspera's body.
The scissor and rock outside Aspera's body want in.
They bludgeon and cut Aspera until they can get to the paper.
There is a rock-paper-scissor tournament inside Aspera's body, which probably doesn't feel very good.The Metalgamation steps in front of the Upset Sentient Cheese Pizzas and attacks them.
Aspera fights off the rock and the scissors with ease! However, it doesn't feel good to have a piece of paper telefragging him! He takes 1 damage!
Hey! My body is a temple!
How dare you defile it like this!
tzaoray said:
Welcome to the game! You are currently in the Uberdungeon, a massive dungeon with no escape route! A Godmodder named Aspera is also here.
Robot # 207 said:
The Mech Grabs The Lich, it then Slams him into the ground, after doing that it boosts towards the Wall and Slams the Lich against that wall, It then grabs the Lich and boosts towards the Opposite Wall, letting go and Throwing him into that wall, finally it Grabs the Lich and Slams him into the Roof, No not the Pizza shop roof, That roof, the one with 4 anchor blocks attached to the wall, And made of some particularly Solid and Tough Blocks, after repeating this loop a few times, The Mech finally slams The Lich into the Ground one last time before Stomping on him, pinning him down, with The Lich temporarily suppressed The Mech Grabs his gun arm and Rips it off, throwing it somewhere far away.
[Fort Bastion 2/15]
+1 to DragonAegis
Kabula Cannon Cooldown: IIIII
You combo the Lich into oblivion! ...Well, not quite, but you deal 20,000 damage!
Banana_The_Second said:
[Charge, Entity command, and a cup of Tubby Custard.]
[14/30]: Getting there now.Generically received, Pol just absorbs the +1.
+1 to © in the form of a um...boomerang."…SANSES, RALLY! TEAR THE SLIME TO SHREDS."
Ink and the Sanses nod, following Pol's lead as Pol and Kirby dash towards the Astrageldon slime.
Bert continues existing on one of the Sanses arms...though one of the Sanses decides to give Bert back to Ink so Bert can bodyblock Ink. Juuust in case.Pol then portals over to their tubby custard machine to get another cup of Tubby Custard from it, before lobbing it at the Royal Flame Wroughtnaught, hitting it on the head. Because game-logic, this heals the Wroughtnaught even though it makes no sense.
[Action]: Gel Arson.
With a wave of transmutation magic, the Astrageldon slime is transformed in composition into…just plain blue gel. The Terraria version of gel, and also the weakest. Which, as we aall know…happens to be flammable. Like gasoline.But instead of pulling out a flare gun, like a certain black stickman…Pol summons in a straight up rocket launcher. And then another 2 of them, telekinetically arranged in a circle around the Astrageldon. There, a trio of rockets is fired, all 3 of them flying into the slime to be...absorbed. Fortunately though, the rockets are hooked up to timers, so they should explode inside the Astrageldon even if they fail to make any impact forceful enough to trigger their explosion that way, setting the Astrageldon on fire from the inside out and turning it into a huge ball of fire.
As the Sanses rip it apart with extraordinarily varied attacks
(*cough cough* just bones and Gaster Blasters), the Astrageldon should then be broken up into smaller balls of fire (since it's Pol's first priority in their attack, and the Sanses together with the Wroughtnaught should carve through the rest of its HP). Pol proceeds to simply telekinetically grab all of these before teleporting them into the centres of the the centremost BOHLDOHR.
There, Pol grips the fire inside the remains of the Astrageldon..and flares it, essentially blowing apart the BOHLDOHR from the inside out as the Astrageldon's remains are detonated. The resulting rubble may or may not be telekinetically thrown into some other BOHLDOHR's for bonus damage, depending on how much action power Pol has left at this point.Kirby appears to be preparing something on the side...
Royal Flame Wroughtnaught healed and overhealed!
You deal 18,000 damage to the Astrageldon Slime!
Aspera's one-time "favors" all seem to have one thing in common. The people or things they summon aren't meant to exist. THE LORDE is an abomination in its own world. Graggle Simpson's story was torn from reality. And Lyman? Well, Lyman disappeared nearly forty years back and has been missing since. The world has forgotten them, and because of that their power has grown to beyond what it would normally be shackled to.
It would certainly explain why the favors are one time only: with their time in the limelight, their strength is quickly drawn back to what it was originally. As for why specifically cards?
Well, perhaps that's one part of the mystery that will remain unknown.
Torix said:
[Charge Stuff and RP]
"... so does this make me the big rat that makes all the rules?" Figuring that this is tangentially helpful for the whole "Plaguebearer" part of the mod, Firestorm stashes the entity somewhere and saves it as an example for later. In return, he throws a chunk of very quickly made code at Name Here, taking either Bingus or Bungus as input and outputting the other. This is bound to come in handy somehow... (+1 to Krill13.)
[Action]
Changing focus briefly, the player then looks over at the Lorde, only to realize it's changed AI once again... this time, though, to a very particular entity known as the Royal Flame Wroughtnaught. He can use this.Wroughtnaughts are inherently Minecraftian in nature, being based off the Wroughtnaut constructs from Mowzie's Mod. The Royal Flame Wroughtnaught, being an upgrade of a more basic version of it, hasn't lost that portion of Minecraft's nature - and therefore, the current AI of the Lorde is also Minecraftian in nature. That being said... well, Firestorm is known for modding the game, and is also playing in the most recent version of 1.20.1 at the time of this battle. With a few quick altercations to the player reporting menu, as has been proven possible by many a Youtube video, it shouldn't be difficult to expand the abilities of reporting players to reporting entities as well.
And when that's done, Firestorm goes ahead and reports The Lorde in it's Minecraftian-influenced state for threat of harm to others in real life (which doesn't apply to him, but for ©, Pol, and Kirby it definitely does), repeated harassment, and defamation (I mean, look at him, he's a giant jpeg of Yharim with googly eyes.) Let's see what Microsoft's moderation team does about this!
[Entity Orders]
The Avatar of Zaeqult hits the Lich back, thankful for that Armor Block and rather concerned about the sheer attack power of the thing.[Inventory]
Plaguebearer Mod - 11/15
Pipis - [||||||] - 3/6
Anchor Block
You tamper with the reporting system and send the Minecraft mod teams after THE LORDE! You deal 6,000 damage, but lose Karma with the Minecraft Community! (Not that it matters.)
Spacelover1 said:
Kita sends a full-power Revolution Flame towards the Gunslinger, the magical violet flames burning only Kita's foe.
You deal 10,000 damage to The Lich!
~~~
Wade heals the Avatar of Zaeqult by 6,000 HP! Captain Churchill (reluctantly) opens fire on the Lich, dealing 25,000 damage! Cake Guy's Cake summons a Throwable Cake! It also expends all of its EXPLOSION TAGS to deal 9,000 damage to the Lich! THE CREWMATE MOTH PALADIN TRIES TO THROW THE THROWABLE CAKE BUT SUDDENLY CLIPS THROUGH THE FLOOR FOR SOME REASON. THIS IS VERY ODD. The Crewmate Pizza gains a Respawn and throws the Throwable Cake, killing the Lich! The Buggy attacks one of the Upset Sentient Sausage Pizzas, dealing 2,000 damage! The Mini Block Factory spawns an Armor Block! The Avatar of Zaeqult attacks and kills the stronger Upset Sentient Sausage Pizza! It also eats a cake, but fails to heal! The Metalgamation attacks and kills the remaining Upset Sentient Sausage Pizza!
The Shotgun King approaches the dead Lich and confiscates his gun! Then, somehow, he merges the Lich's gun with his own, gaining 1 Firepower!
Shotgun King: Thank you for your service to your king.
The Shotgun King thinks for a moment, and then makes a decision.
Shotgun King: Right, then!
Shotgun King: It's official: You are all now under the care of your new king... me!
Shotgun King: I'm sure it's an honor. No need to bow, we have places to be. Follow me, everyone!
Shotgun King joins the party? He also fires on the Sentient Cheese Pizza, killing it instantly!
Aspera, still reeling a bit from taking damage, pulls a glowing green ½ from the tip of his sword! He lets it float in the air for a bit, then crushes it in one of his hands. A wave of green energy washes over the entities in the area, causing them to writhe in pain as all of their HP totals are cut in half. The Crewmate Pizza also loses two Respawns.
That's a spell I've been holding on to for some time.
You should be honored I considered you a threat enough to use it.
But I'm not quite done yet...
Aspera them procures another one of those bizarre cards! This one appears to be a playing card. Specifically, it's an ace, but its suit doesn't match any of the typical card suits - it appears to be a hat. Aspera throws the card, and it bursts into flames and shrivels up in midair. Suddenly, a man covered by a thick cloak, scarf, and similar-looking hat emerges from the shadows, knife in hand! He looks ready to shiv everyone here, but aside from that he doesn't look that tough. What is Aspera playing at?
~~~
Ink Sans and the other Sanses attack the Astrageldon Slime, dealing 27,000 damage!
THE LORDE attacks the Royal Flame Wroughtnaught, dealing 5,000 damage and taking 5,000 damage! THE LORDE calls an emergency meeting! A CREWMATE MOTH PALADIN FALLS THROUGH THE CEILING, HAVING SEEMINGLY DIED WHILE CLIPPING THROUGH THE FLOOR. HOW UNFORTUNATE FOR THE CREWMATE MOTH PALADIN. The Astrageldon Slime attempts to crush the Royal Flame Wroughtnaught! However, Spiritkeeper ©, sensing danger, intervenes, dying but saving the Royal Flame Wroughtnaught from certain doom!
Nameless © heals Mecha © to full HP! Miner © reduces the Integrity of the Machine by 21%! Mecha © attacks and kills the Astrageldon Slime! Sealed © seals away Sabotage Communications!
You hear a quiet rumbling from further within the Lower Chambers... If you want to find the Sacred Black Weapons, you might not want to stay in one place too long!
THE LORDE's AI changes!
~~~
Itinerary:
AG: Destroy Aspera!
AG: Befriend the people you encounter in the Uberdungeon!
AG: Find the Sacred Black Weapons before the Upper Circle does!
AG: Defeat THE LORDE!
N: Seek out your personal objectives.
N: Befriend the people you encounter in the Uberdungeon, if you're so inclined.
PG: Protect Aspera!
PG: Befriend or defeat the people you encounter in the Uberdungeon!
ALL: If you go into the Lower Chambers, don't let the creator of the Machine find you!
Battlefield:
Pizza Parlor: The Upper Chambers have been transformed into an expansive pizza kitchen, which is producing cakes for some reason. Until this weather is changed, all entities in the Upper Chambers will heal 0-5,000 HP every turn. This healing is slightly weighted toward 0.
Cold Wind: A cold wind is blowing from somewhere unknown. All attacks in the Lower Chambers deal 1,000 less damage.
Upper Chambers:
Aspera
[GM]: 19/50 HP, GodmodderEntities:
Wade [AG]: HP: 7,500/15,000, Healing: 6,000
Captain Churchill [AG]: HP: 25,000/50,000, Armor: 5,000, Main Gun: 10,000 damage, ignores armor, Machine Gun: 15,000 damage, stopped entirely by any amount of armor
Shotgun King [AG]: HP: 25,000/50,000, Shotgun Firepower: 6, Shotgun Ammo: 1 Loaded, 5 Available, Fire Shotgun: Deals 1,000 damage to random entities of a chosen faction for each Shotgun Firepower, requires 1 Loaded Ammo: Load Shotgun: Loads shotgun if ammo is available, gains ammo if none is available, can only use one skill per turn
Variable Entity [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 37,500/75,000, EXPLOSION TAGS: 9,000, Current Form: Cake Guy's Cake
Cake Guy's Cake: Spawn a Cake entity worth 0.5 Charge.
MOTH PALADIN NOVICE: Generate 8,000 EXPLOSION TAGS. 1,000 Attack. 1,000 Healing.
PizzasMcPizzas Storefront: 30% chance to spawn a Pizza entity worth 1.5 Charge.
John Phoenix's Eyebrows: Sue an entity, inflicting a debuff that reduces one of their stats by 1 Charge and grants that amount of stats to this entity. Can be dispelled with actions. If the entity dies, the boost goes away, but becomes a permanent part of the abilities for this form. 5,000/5,000 Temporary HP.
Toxic Cake [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 500/1,000, Deathrattle: Deals 2,000 damage to its killer
Crewmate Pizza [JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 5,000/10,000, Respawns: 3 (+1 per turn), does tasks if it did not die last turn
Medium Tank [Core Block - AG]: HP: 10,000/20,000, Attack: 5,000, Regeneration: 2,500, Armor: 2,500
Buggy [Core Block - AG]: HP: 1,000/2,000, Dodge: 90%, Regeneration: 500, Attack: 2,000
Mini Block Factory [Core Block - AG]: HP: 2,500/5,000, summons one Armor Block per turn
Armor Block [Core Block - AG]: HP: 500/1,000
Avatar of Zaeqult [Firestorm256 - AG]: HP: 9,500/40,000, Armor: 1,000, Attack: 7,500
Metalgamation [Tom Sawyer - AG]: HP: 10,000/20,000, Armor: 6,000, Attack: 5,000, Reaction Fire: 2,000
Jack-of-Smiles [PG-BOSS]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Attack: 10,000x5
Lower Chambers:
The Machine [N]: Blocking progress! 1/? walls broken! Integrity in this area: 79%
Entities:
Ink Sans [AG-BOSS]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Attack: 20,000, Regeneration: 5,000, Dodge: 50%, Bridge Universes: IIII, Dodge Exhaustion
Bridge Universes: Summon an Alternate Universe Sans with 10,000 HP, 75% Dodge, 5,000 Attack, and Dodge Exhaustion.
Dodge Exhaustion: When an entity with Dodge Exhaustion dodges an attack, it loses 25% Dodge chance. When it is hit successfully, its dodge resets to 75%.
Sans [AG](x2): HP: 10,000/10,000(x2), Attack: 5,000, Dodge: 75%(x2), Dodge Exhaustion
Bert the Living Shield [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 40,000/50,000
THE LORDE [PG-BOSS]: HP: 89,500/500,000, Attack: 5,000, Revenge: 0 (can expend all Revenge as an attack, gains Revenge equal to HP lost)
Bladed Tongue: III
Sabotage Doors: II
Sabotage Core: IIII (Preventative Measures: 25,000/25,000)
Sabotage Lights: III
Sabotage Communications: III
Sabotage Weather: IIII
NO U: Can attack players. If they fail to counter, their augmentations (including Destiny) are disabled for the next round. If © fails to counter an attack from THE LORDE, his Destiny is permanently disabled as THE LORDE takes his nameplate.
Current AI: Adam Taurus
Royal Flame Wroughtnaught [©]: HP: 43,000/50,000, Armor: 4,000, Thorns: 5,000, Attack: 10,000
Nameless ©: HP: 15/15, Action Power: 10,000
Miner ©: HP: 15/15, Action Power: 7,500, Actions are twice as effective against Integrity
Mecha ©: HP: 20/20, Action Power: 2,500, gains 1,500 Action Power when at or below 50% HP
Sealed ©: HP: 10/10, Seal Away: Can delay a charged skill's cooldown each turn, stronger skills require more creative descriptions to seal
Players:
LapisLazuli': Vortex [AG]
Firewing: Just Flask [AG]
Champion Greninjoid: Reese [AG]
Esther: Narrator [AG]
Layn: Layn [AG]
O.R.I.G.I.N.: Decil [AG]
Sylveone46: Cutlass McClaymore [AG]
6FootDeep: Swarm of Zachs [AG]
Zparks: Sblib [N]
Whimsythescholar: The Lady In Violet [N]
Master of Infinity: The Master of the Infinitum [AG]
ChrysalisM: Adaptoid #001 [AG]
little1133: Birdie [AG]
Kitnight: ?
W32Coravint: W32Coravint [AG]
Noctis-X: Noctis [AG]
Dragonwolf73: Niyr [PG]
Endboi [AG]
rush99999: The English Muffin [N]
King_Fuffy: Olivia Opal [AG]
Genhack: Grimcloak [AG]
Upper Chambers:
JOEbob: JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE [AG]
Robot #207: Core Block [AG]
Spacelover1: Kita [AG]
DragonAegis: Tom Sawyer [AG]
tzaoray [?]
Lower Chambers:
Crimtane Shovel: ©
Banana-Fish: Pol and Kirby [AG]
Torix: Firestorm256 [AG]
Sidequesting:
Razor_Typhoon: Pylog [N]
Krill13: [Name Here] [N] (Currently carrying a capital "I")
Dinfinity: Wafer [N]
Dragonwolf73:
Destiny: Mastery of Tactics
High-Conductivity Skin
+ Your action power is doubled!
--- You must give out two charges each turn, and they must both go to [AG] players!
Krill13:
Destiny: Spawn Point
Ocular Implants
+ Your actions have a 50% chance to be 3x as effective!
- All of your actions have their power reduced to 0.5x before all other multipliers!
+ Entities with dodging capabilities cannot dodge your actions!
± This augmentation does not affect attacks against Godmodders.
Monkey Wizard's Staff: +2,000 Action Power.
Octopus King's Crown: You are very confident.
Banana-Fish:
Destiny: Bookkeeper
Oryx's Greatsword: x2 Base Action Power.
Crimtane Shovel:
Destiny: ©
Understanding the Nameplate: Depth
+ Copies you summon have more interesting and varied abilities!
Understanding the Nameplate: Advanced Capabilities
+ For your action, instead of summoning a new ©, you can transform an existing © into a more powerful form!
- The abilities of the more powerful form are likely to be at least a little different.
Razor_Typhoon:
Destiny: Fog Missing Piece
Robot #207:
Destiny: Core Control
Torix:
Destiny: How Did We Get Here?
Dinfinity:
Destiny: Astromancer
Spoils of War:
Misery: Polar Star. Owner: Tom Sawyer [AG]. A strange gun, with two scratches embedded into it. It looks like it gets stronger if used carefully. Once every 3 turns, it can be used to deal 1,000, 2,500, or 5,000 damage, depending on its current level. The level goes up when PG entities die or the Godmodder takes damage, and it goes down when AG entities die. Level: 1, Cooldown: III
The Teletubbies: Tubby Custard Machine. Owner: Pol and Kirby [AG]. A whimsical machine with two large spires for storing Tubby Custard. Once every 4 turns, it can be used to heal 5,000 HP to any entity. This healing can bring entities over their max HP, if they're not already above their max HP. Additionally, the Tubby Custard Key may be used one time to revive any entity that died the preceding turn, with full HP. THE TUBBY CUSTARD KEY MAY ONLY BE USED ONCE THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME. Cooldown: IIII. Tubby Custard Key: Available
Fortegreen Crewmate: Emergency Meeting Button. Owner: JOE Phoenix Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE [AG]. A red button that can be used to assemble everyone in the area. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to summon a Crewmate, who the owner will be able to direct to various tasks. Its effectiveness will vary. Cooldown: IIIII
Kabula: Kabula Cannon. Owner: Robot #207 [AG]. A large, somewhat unwieldy cannon that fires three shots at once. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to deal 10,000 damage to three different entities. For the purposes of this Spoil, Crowd entities are counted as a single entity. Cooldown: IIIII
Cyber End*r Dr*gon: Cyber Dr*gon Egg. Owner: Niyr [PG]. Somehow, turning the End*r Dr*gon into a technological terror passed the property on to this egg. The egg appears to have no function, but there is a green button on the back. The longer you look at it, the brighter it gets. You get the feeling you can only press this button once... Green Button: Unavailable
King Dedede (first fight): Abandoned Bandanna. Owner: Olivia Opal [AG]. The lost bandanna of Bandanna Dee, presumably discarded when Bandanna Dee was used to summon Kabula. The Abandoned Bandanna may be given to an entity, granting it an additional 5,000 Attack until it dies, at which point the Abandoned Bandanna will become available again. Status: Available
Shaggy: The Sandwich Of Oblivion. Owner: [Name Here] [N]. A sandwich of unfathomable power, made of the finest ingredients one can find in the thousand universes. This sandwich may be fed to an NPC a total of three times across the entire game, with an indeterminate and plot-linked cooldown. Eating the sandwich will cause a major plot disturbance or critical interference. This will not always work out in the favor of the owner. Status: Unavailable, uses left: 1
The Spamtanic: Pipis. Owner: Firestorm [AG]. A pipis, inert. Once every 4 turns, you can activate the pipis by selecting a target. It will appear on the battlefield with 20,000 HP, and you may use actions to protect it from attacks. The turn after it is summoned, it will detonate, dealing 50,000 damage to its target. If the target dies, the pipis will instead change its target and detonate on the next turn after that. Cooldown: IIIIII
Overcharged Mob Spawner: Debug Stick. Owner: Pylog [N]. A stick that seems to break the nearby environment. And yet, it seems to have a much worse effect on living things. Once per five turns. you can destroy an entity you own to deal its max HP as damage to another entity. Cooldown: IIIII
Helkite Overlord: Shotgun. Owner: ©. A shotgun made of distressingly black metal and distressingly white wood. It seems to have been passed down through many owners. The initials "DK," "GB∞," and "JQA" are carved into the stock. There is only one bullet inside. When fired, this shotgun will instantly kill any one target of your choice. With the exception of Godmodders and other Adventurers, this can target anything on the battlefield and it will not fail. It may only be used once. You could use it more if you found more ammo. You will not find more ammo. Status: Available
Permanent Upgrades:
Chapter 1: The Great K.A.T.E.
Chapter 2: Crossroads of Destiny. A portion of Shaggy's power, specifically dealing in one's "destiny." At an indeterminate time, the Crossroads of Destiny will appear to a player character, giving them a large number of choices for a permanent augmentation that can shake up how they play the game. (Indeterminate time means I'll offer you a crossroads whenever I think I have enough cool ideas for your character.)
Chapter 3:
The Dubious Friendship of a Mirror-Entity. Spending time on the other side of the mirror seems to have made you stronger. The mirror-entity's influence? It seems likely, but you're not sure why. If an attack against a Godmodder is sufficiently creative, it has a chance to deal an additional point of damage.